for all of you to digest:

me: where is Manchester at?

mel: CHINA!

hilarious man. and austria is at australia, like WOW. luckily geography is about wet rice cultivation and oil palm, because if its all about countries and their capitals and world map, i'm really worried for mel. and i tried explaining english premire league to mel today using s-league. and mel is just so funny, no doubt.

me: you see tampines vs. jurong in the s-league right? then its the same for chelsea and manchester united to compete in the english premire league. so its like chelsea is like tampines and man. u is like jurong.

mel: aiyah. i still don't understand. i got no common sense for general knowledge.

lols. i laughed and laughed non-stop today when i was with mel, i find it real hard to control my laughter nowadays. i wonder is that really a good thing. because my back ache everytime after i laughed so badly.

and and and. i'm a brokeback volcano.