the best time to watch youtube and tudou is in the late afternoon, where the loading speed is the fastest.

oh and how can i forget, i love fridays.

random joke in school from my civics tutor, during a 3 minute break in between our two hour long biology tutorial (how dry) that goes like this.

there's a foreign student who can't write well in english. one day, he has to write a compo. then he decided to write a story about two goats (or sheeps, i can't really remember). the story generally is about the conversation about the two goats.

goat A meets goat B.

goat A: how are you?

goat B: i'm fine, thank you.

goat A: can you speak chinese?

goat B: yes

from here onwards, the rest of the compo is in chinese.

imagine the face on the marker of the script then. i guess she must be like "what the heck?!"